As you might have heard, your main man Santa is back and on the market. Here are a couple of the many reasons he’s actually a total catch.
- He has the best beard of any man you will ever meet
- He’s really buff under all that velour
- He’ll never forget to get you presents and knows exactly what you want
- He’s great with animals, especially moody reindeer
- His ride is a flying magical sleigh
Signed; Private Matchmaker for Santa