https://i0.wp.com/www.matchmakerforhire.com/wp-content/uploads/xmas-mr.-claus-crop.jpg?fit=398%2C393&ssl=1 393 398 Jane Carstens http://www.matchmakerforhire.com/wp-content/uploads/mm4h.png Jane Carstens2018-12-15 10:11:492018-12-15 10:58:535 Reasons Daddy Christmas Should be your Next Boyfriend
As you might have heard, your main man Santa is back and on the market. Here are a couple of the many reasons he’s actually a total catch.
- He has the best beard of any man you will ever meet
- He’s really buff under all that velour
- He’ll never forget to get you presents and knows exactly what you want
- He’s great with animals, especially moody reindeer
- His ride is a flying magical sleigh
Signed; Private Matchmaker for Santa
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